Dear Cat, We started off so well, I saw you outside (without a collar or bell), I fed you to shut you up, And keep you from little birds you might get rough (with), Now you're yowling outside - monotone, I was a fool to believe that you'd leave me alone, And I have no boot to throw, But you're black - if it hit you, how would I know? We used to be close friends. I'm not a catmurdererbynature butyoudrovemetothis!